(Source: itwasntsuicide, via forever-nirvana)
March 10th, 2012
March 9th, 2012
whatdoyoumeeeeean-howamidoing:
#by georgia is this pun hell-vetica or is comedy on tumblr just not as pro as myriad anymore?
#i don’t know about you but i really would have appreciated an arial view of this picture
#you all need to get a new courier because these jokes are terrible
i’m going to throw up from laughing
Everyone, typography humor.
#we’re all going to helvetica
#it’s a good thing we’re not made of papyrus
This is Mynotype of Cursiva humor
(via diewithstoriestotell)
JESUS CRUSTThe Defibrillator Toaster
My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!”
“DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!! NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!”
He’s bread, Jim.
Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M
If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast!
JESUS CRUST.
JAM IT!
“Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.”
He’s bread, Jim.
(Source: secretsbest, via diewithstoriestotell)
February 9th, 2012
February 7th, 2012
February 6th, 2012
(via overdressedandunderaged)
Why do we cut potatoes to make french fries
Why don’t we just deep fry a whole potato and eat it. Its like a giant french fry
(Source: ihasnoafroanymore, via fattynunchucks)
LMFAO
lmfao omg this is great
pretty much
